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The Tailor Shop

Nothing but Elim Garak

Members: 44
Created By: Thot Pran
Latest Activity: 1 day ago

Garak welcomes you to his humble establishment



The truth is usually just an excuse for lack of imagination.



Before I became a tailor, I lived by one simple motto: Never let sentiment get in the way of your work.



Odo: I didn't know you spoke Klingon.

Garak: Oh, you'd be surprised at the things you can learn when you're doing alterations.




Quark: You weren't always a tailor.

Garak: You're right. I used to be a gardener. Now if you have something you want weeded, you let me know.

Quark: Not something, someone.




Julian: They broke seven of your transverse ribs and fractured your clavicle.

Garak: Ah, but I got off several cutting remarks which no doubt caused serious damage to their egos. Thanks to your administrations, I am almost completely healed, but the damage I did to them will last a lifetime.




Garak: Certainly computer entries were made on a regular basis.

Bajoran woman: I wouldn't know, I wasn't a volunteer then. I was in the underground.

Garak: Really! Perhaps we have met!




There's an old saying on Cardassia: Enemies make dangerous friends, and I fear the Dominion will make a very dangerous friend indeed.



Where you offer kindness, I offer mystery. Where you offer sympathy, I offer intrigue. Just give me a seat next to Odo's bed, and I promise you I'll conjure up enough innuendos, half-truths and bald-faced lies about my so-called career in the Obsidian Order to keep the Constable distracted for days. If there's one thing Cardassians excel at it's conversation.




Bashir: What I want to know is, out of all the stories you told me which ones

were true and which ones weren't?

Garak: My dear doctor...they're all true.

Bashir: Even the lies?

Garak: Especially the lies.




Take it from me, it's a lot more fun asking questions than answering them.

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Quark Comment by Quark 1 day ago
Garak, have you seen Rom? I sent him over here with those Rigelian phasers an hour ago...... oops, I mean... those pants you were altering for me.....
Rich (Anonymous Ensign) Comment by Rich (Anonymous Ensign) on August 14, 2008 at 5:12pm

Hi all, new to the group and thought I'd share this with you. I think it really sums our favourite spoonhead up!
Alec Peters Comment by Alec Peters on June 26, 2008 at 9:45pm
Just posted a blog post on Garak. Swiped a couple Garak quotes from here too!
Gary Barclay (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock Comment by Gary Barclay (a.k.a.) Mr. Spock on June 15, 2008 at 7:25pm
Greetings and salutations.

Live long and prosper!
CDR Gary Barclay Chief Security Officer USS Endeavour &
Starbase 06 CO
T'Rene Comment by T'Rene on April 29, 2008 at 9:15am
Greeting, Garak! You are my favorite character on my second favorite ST series (ENT being my favorite, but just by a hair). Yes, I realize you are "just a simple tailor"...the tailor part being the perverbial tip of the iceberg - the part of the berg that is above water, LOL.
 
 

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