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Koronin's candy, cha. 8

While the rest of the crew were on leave at Pueso 3, Anne had the ship to herself, but for the ever present company of Nin. The light drone of the machines in engineering relaxed her. She meditated on the constant background hum and the longing she and all her species had to find the home they had lost so many centuries before.“Anne, there's something approaching orbit of the planet and I don't have any way to verify what it is,” the computer interrupted the spider's meditation.“What…See More
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"that looks like a seriously fun toy,... as a workhorse it'd be great for hauling a tractor barge too, no matter what the cargo is (:"
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"cool,... well, she's almost 4 times the beam and almost twice as wide as mine,... and in alot better shape,... are you sure you want her hauling scrap and bodies around? (:"
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Koronin's candy, cha. 8

While the rest of the crew were on leave at Pueso 3, Anne had the ship to herself, but for the ever present company of Nin. The light drone of the machines in engineering relaxed her. She meditated on the constant background hum and the longing she and all her species had to find the home they had lost so many centuries before.

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Posted on January 26, 2013 at 4:24pm — 2 Comments

koronin's candy cha. 7

"Open channel," Po ordered as they drew within range of DS9, "this is Captain Po Mawlod of the MSS Qhoronin'te Beqh, hailing DS9 harbour, please respond," he spoke clearly and very genially. It was quite a longer wait for a reply than the Captain expected, but a reply did come.

"Mawlod, what the hell are you doing near my station?" the Colonel's very angry face filled the main screen.

"Nice to see you again too Colonel…

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Posted on March 17, 2012 at 11:19am

koronin's candy cha. 6

 

Vant was not happy. Being the only one on board who was even remotely qualified to do anything medical, from a legal standpoint, she was terribly overworked as of late. During off sector patrol, Qhoronin'te Bekh had discovered a very dead, very derelict and positively ancient, Borg cube. Barely more than half of the vessel was still there, but half a Borg cube meant over a thousand corpses in various states of decay and…

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Posted on March 16, 2012 at 7:18am

korinin's candy, cha. 5

 this one can sit at any point during the series of stories, and is more a character developement piece than anything else,... basically it's just for fun.

 

"Engineer's log," Anne began recording, "got dropped off on the Scot platform, orbiting a planet called Sanctuary a week ago to hammer out a trade agreement with the director here, while the rest of the crew's back on regular patrol," she offered the portable log,…

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Posted on March 15, 2012 at 4:16am

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At 10:29pm on April 21, 2013, shirley Master Liberty said…

So do you get the space Channel

At 8:33am on March 30, 2013, shirley Master Liberty said…

your welcome

At 6:19pm on March 29, 2013, shirley Master Liberty said…

And there are a lot more in Google

At 6:18pm on March 29, 2013, shirley Master Liberty said…

You are a small correction was made

At 6:18pm on March 29, 2013, shirley Master Liberty said…

1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
2. The best by Deal " "deal is the one that brings the most profit.
3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
4. "A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen."
5. If you can't break a contract, bend it.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
7. Keep your ears open.

At 6:05pm on March 29, 2013, shirley Master Liberty said…

Sorry for the accidented if there was any I apologize

At 5:58pm on March 29, 2013, shirley Master Liberty said…

I hope this will help

At 5:58pm on March 29, 2013, shirley Master Liberty said…

1. Once you have their money, you never give it back.
2. The best by Deal Boat" "deal is the one that brings the most profit.
3. Never spend more for an acquisition than you have to.
4. "A woman wearing clothes is like a man in the kitchen."
5. If you can't break a contract, bend it.
6. Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity.
7. Keep your ears open.
8. Small  print" leads to lage risk
9. Opportunity plus instinct equals profit.
10. Greed is eternal.
11. Latinum isn't the only thing that shines.
12. Anything worth selling is worth selling twice.
13. Anything worth doing is worth doing for money.
14. Anything stolen is pure profit.
15. Acting stupid is often smart.
16. A deal is a deal...until a better one comes along.
17. A contract is a contract is a contract...but only between Ferengi.
18. A Ferengi without profit is no Ferengi at all.
19. Satisfaction is not guaranteed.
20. When the customer is sweating, turn up the heat.
21. Never place friendship above profit.
22. A wise man can hear profit in the wind.
23. Nothing is more important than your health, except for your money.
24. Latinum can't buy happiness, but you can sure have a blast renting it.
25. You can't make a deal if you're dead.
26. The vast majority of the rich in this galaxy did not inherit their wealth; they stole it.
27. There's nothing more dangerous than an honest businessman.
28. Morality is always defined by those in power.
29. When someone says "It's not the money", they're lying!

At 5:57pm on March 29, 2013, shirley Master Liberty said…

30. Talk is cheap; synthehol costs money.
31. Never insult a Ferengi's mother. Quote: Never make fun of a Ferengi's mother!
32. Be careful what you sell. It may do exactly what the customer expects.
33. It never hurts to suck up to the boss.
34. War is good for business.
35. Peace is good for business.
36. Too many Ferengi can't laugh at themselves anymore.
37. You can always buy back a lost reputation.
38. Free advertising is cheap.
39. Praise is cheap. Heap it generously on all customers.
40. She can touch your lobes, but never your latinum.
41. Profit is its own reward.
42. Only negotiate when you are certain to profit.
43. Caressing an ear is often more forceful than pointing a weapon.
44. Never confuse wisdom with luck.
45. Expand or die. (reportedly this rule was given to the Ferengi by the Breen
46. Labour camps are full of people who trusted the wrong person.
47. Don't trust a man wearing a better suit than your own.
48. The bigger the smile, the sharper the knife.
49. Old age and greed will always overcome youth and talent.
50. Never bluff a Klingon.
51. Never admit a mistake if there's someone else to blame.
52. Never ask when you can take.
53. Sell first; ask questions later.
54. Never buy anything you can't sell.
57. Good customers are as rare as latinum—treasure them.
58. There is no substitute for success.
59. Free advice is seldom cheap.
60. Keep your lies consistent.
62. The riskier the road, the greater the profit.
65. Win or lose, there's always Hupyrian beetle snuff.
69. When she discusses money for "favors", charge her what she'll pay.
74. Knowledge equals profit.
75. Home is where the heart is...but the stars are made of latinum.
76. Every once in a while, declare peace....it confuses the hell out of your enemies.
77. If you break it, I'll charge you for it.ST;O
79. Beware of the Vulcan greed for knowledge.
82. The flimsier the product, the higher the price.
85. Never let the competition know what you're thinking.
89. Ask not what your profits can do for you, but what you can do for your profits.
94. Females and finances don't mix.
95. Expand...or die.
97. Enough...is never enough.
98. Every man has his price.
99. Trust is the biggest liability of all.

At 5:56pm on March 29, 2013, shirley Master Liberty said…

102. Nature decays, but latinum is/lasts forever.
103. Sleep can interfere with opportunity.
104. Faith moves mountains...of inventory.
106. There is no honor in poverty.
109. Dignity and an empty sack...is worth the sack.
111. Treat people in your debt like family...exploit them.
112. Never have sex with the boss's sister.
113. Always have sex with the boss.
121. Everything is for sale, even friendship.
123. Even a blind man can recognize the glow of latinum.
125. You can't make a deal if you're dead.
139. Wives serve, brothers inherit.
141. Only fools pay retail.
144. There's nothing wrong with charity...as long as it winds up in your pocket.
162. Even in the worst of times, someone makes a profit.
168. Whisper your way to success.
(unnumbered, but mentioned as part of the "original" 173) A man is only worth the sum of his possessions.
177. Know your enemies...but do business with them always.
181. Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit.
189. Let others keep their reputation...you keep their latinum.
190. Hear all, trust nothing.
192. Never cheat a Klingon...unless you can get away with it.
194. It's always good business to know your customers before they walk in the door.
202. The justification for profit is profit.
203. New customers are like razor-toothed greeworms. They can be succulent, but sometimes they bite back.
208. Sometimes the only thing more dangerous than a question is an answer.
211. Employees are the rungs on the ladder of success. Don't hesitate to step on them.
214. Never begin a business negotiation on an empty stomach.
217. You can't free a fish from water.
218. Always know what you're buying.
223. Beware the man who doesn't make time for oo-mox.
229. Latinum lasts longer than lust.
236. You can't buy fate.
239. Never be afraid to mislabel a product.
242. More is good...all is better.
255. A wife is a luxury...a smart accountant a necessity.
261. A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience.
263. Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.
266. When in doubt, lie.
284. Deep down, everyone's a Ferengi.
285. No good deed ever goes unpunished.
286. When Morn leaves, it's all over. (made up by Quark)
299. Whenever you exploit someone, it never hurts to thank them. That way, it's easier to exploit them the next time. (A fake rule

made up by Neelix in an episode of Star Trek: Voyager

 
 
 

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