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Q. Why did Worf change his hair color?
A. It was a good day to dye.

Q. What did Spock find in Kirk's toliet?
A. The Captian's Log.

Q. What does the Enterprise and Toliet paper have in common?
A. They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.

If Kirk and Riker were both locked in a room with nothing but a waterbed...who'd be on top?

Q. Have you heard the new Klingon army motto?
A. Join the Klingon army. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting people, and kill them!

Tribbles are sweet...
...but they can be bitter if you overcook them.

He's dead Jim...
...I'll get his tricorder, you get his wallet.

She's dead Riker...
...but you still need a condum.

Visit Odo's gym...
...get into shape. ANY shape!

We are Microsoft!
...You will be assimilated! Resistance is futile! Presidental Campaign Solgans--If people from Star Trek ran for president, what would their campaign slogans be like?

Vote Dax/Odo
The team that adapts.

Vote for Troi.
"I feel your pain!"

Lursa/B'tor
Who needs an election?

Vote Chakotay
A REAL American!

Vote for Spock.
"Yes I did do spores back in the 60's but I did not inhale!"

Picard
Make it so.

Vote Gowron
or else!

Vote for Locutus.
Resitance is futile

Did you hear that the Star Trek Doctors from The Next Generation, The Original Series and Deep Space Nine are setting up their own medical practice? They're going to call it "Crusher, Bones and Bashir."


I am Porky of Borg. You will be as-s-sim, as-s-sim, oh forget it.
I am Elmer Fudd of Borg. Pwepawe to be aswimiwated.!

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Comment by worf22 on November 7, 2011 at 10:22am
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Comment by SEVEN on September 12, 2011 at 4:25pm
LOL
Comment by Fenna on September 11, 2011 at 3:40pm
A good day to dye!  What a great name for a trek themed hair salon!
Comment by kukalakana on September 11, 2011 at 2:35pm
dude that's just WRONG!

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