Top 10 ways commanders Handle Pressure Situations.

The situation :

The Enterprise is under attack and various commanders have only enough time for one last order. How is this tense situation handled by different characters ?

Scotty : "Why, ya lilly livered poor excuse for a silly puddy potato head, I oughta blastya t Ceti Alpha Six !"

McCoy : " I'm a Doctor, not a solider !"

Geordi : " Reroute the phase inducers and heterodyne the frequency of the warp coil!"

Worf : " yopwaHHomwIj yISop, romuluSngan ! " ( Eat my shorts, Romulan !)

Spock : (Raises eyebrow)

Data : " Romulan commander ! your actions are most unnecessary and are not in keeping with the established treaties. May I advice you of the current political situation which threatens the very continuity of the principles involved. A corollary I might point out would be that of ....."

Riker : " Shields UP ! Red ALERT ! Captain to the BRIDGE !"

Picard : " Open hailing frequencies so that I can cower and plead !"

Troi : " I feel, I feel, uhhhhh ! "

Kirk : " FIRE !"!!